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Malicious Mayhem Radio
06 August 2007 @ 04:09 pm
Malicious Mayhem Radio will return from summer break with a new show on August 6th 2007 so make sure to tune in. Once normal scheduling resumes the new show schedule will be at 11PM Eastern Time on the first and third Monday of each and every month. We are hoping that this new schedule will be a permanent one, but you never know so make sure to watch the site for announcements!
 
 
Malicious Mayhem Radio
31 July 2007 @ 08:25 am
Due to scheduling conflicts we will be again changing the show schedule once the summer vacation is over but I do think we have finally found a way to work the show into our busy lives. It was a mistake to even attempt to set a strict schedule for the show that involved always being available on weekends, so we are moving the show to the first and third Monday of every month at 11PM Eastern Time.
 
 
Malicious Mayhem Radio
15 June 2007 @ 12:59 pm
THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN DIFFERENT METAL GENRES...

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.

* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave…….. without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

* GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves…

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story.

* GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell’s eternity.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

* INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

* SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone’s screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she’s been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

* CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to thank the protagonist he replies, “Sorry, but I don’t believe in having sex before marriage.”

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.


Written By Geekmetal.com
 
 
Malicious Mayhem Radio
20 April 2007 @ 09:58 pm

Puff Puff Until You Pass Out!


The number 420 (pronounced four-twenty) is a term used in Cannabis/ Marijuana culture to describe the use of cannabis, and elements associated to it such as ganja, hashish, marijuana … Cannabis users gather on April 20 every year to celebrate and consume cannabis. 4:20 p.m. (or even a.m.) is also a popular time to consume cannabis. In other words April 20th became a National Pot Smokers Day, but where did the term 420 come from?

There is a theory that in the early 1970s, a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California, used to meet every day after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke cannabis at the Louis Pasteur statue. Their Intent was to develop their own discreet language; they made 420 code for a time to get high. Other theories are also suggested but none have been fully supported by conclusive evidence.
 
 
Malicious Mayhem Radio
15 April 2007 @ 02:33 am

Tonight's show was a blast and a great way to re-launch the Malicious Mayhem Radio show once more, but you had to know after taking a three month vacation that we were going to seriously fuck some shit up. Deciding to get drunk all over again right before the interview to kill the hangover from partying the night before may have been our first mistake, or perhaps it was the decision to party the night before with a local band instead of planning our format for tonight's show! The fact that I couldn't even seem to get the fucking band name right may be the first example of why you should not drink and DJ! So since we can't talk "Anigav" (Not Pronounced Ani-gave) into changing their fucking name to cover up for our total fuck up we'll just have to take credit for that mistake and say thanks to "Anigav" for forgiving the rotten smell of our most recent brainfart! The next obvious mistake occurred when the show was taken over by the devil and our band and fan search commercial came out sounding like an eerie echo from the pits of hell! We still haven't figured out what caused that mishap so we'd just like to thank satan himself for making his yearly appearance. If you want to hear the rest of our bloopers captured for fans everywhere to giggle at you'll just have to listen for yourself! After you listen to the show don't forget to stop by the "Anigav" myspace page to buy a fucking CD and a kickass T-Shirt to make up for our drunken ramblings!

 
 
Malicious Mayhem Radio
01 April 2007 @ 05:39 pm
This month's chosen featured spotlight artist is a band out of Salem, Wisconsin known as "Anigav." We chose them for their unique ability to blend metal with melody and because they are the band that we have most enjoyed this month during our band search on Myspace! Please visit the "Featured Spotlight Artist" section of the website for their band bio, pictures, and songs!

We will be having Anigav live on the air with Mistress Malice on April 14th 2007 at 11:30 Easter time. Watch for details on tuning into this live example of Mayhem and Maddness with band members Farm Fuck, Johnny Thrust, And Bob Boon!
 
 
Current Music: Anigav
 
 
Malicious Mayhem Radio
10 March 2007 @ 09:45 am

If you would like to have your band promoted on the site as a featured spotlight artist please read the following information and we'd be happy to promote any bands who fit perfectly or even loosely into any genre variations of metal music. Underground unsigned bands are especially welcome as we are always seeking to promote fresh unheard sounds to our fans but established bands are of course very welcome as well. To feature your band we will need the following info emailed to us at MaliciousMayhem@yahoo.com

Band Bio
Band Photo
Band Site Link
A Few Songs To Air

We not only promote your band but we will also attempt to promote your local area scene so if you have some bands that you work with you are also welcome to plug them, send us some of their info, or pass the word and get them involved.

 
 
Current Music: Heritech
 
 
Malicious Mayhem Radio
01 March 2007 @ 05:55 pm

This month's chosen featured spotlight artist is a band out of Cleveland Ohio, but known to the world over as "Mushroomhead." We chose them for their sic sounds, creative twisted lyrics, their killer on-stage antics, and just because they are one of our favorite fucking bands of all time! Please visit the "Featured Spotlight Artist" section of the website for their band bio, pictures, songs, live concert video, and more!

 
 
Current Music: Mushroomhead
 
 
Malicious Mayhem Radio
01 March 2007 @ 09:38 am
The Re-Launching of Malicious Myahem Radio Officially has began today! Show schedules and times will be released in the next couple weeks when lineups have been arranged and scheduled! Stay tuned for details! WwW.MaliciousMayhem.CoM
 
 
Current Music: Columbine
 
 
Malicious Mayhem Radio
23 February 2007 @ 12:08 pm


Last night I got a new request via email by a band seeking to be on our show in the next month or so, I was completely stoked about it and went right away to their Myspace page to hear some of their sounds to see if they are the type of band that we are seeking. Slowly the page loaded thanks to all the goofy fucking graphics, but unfortunately the page did eventually load and I found Myself miserably wishing it hadn't and never would again! The sounds that pierced My eardrums made Me want to stick a screwdriver so far down into My brain that I could easily tighten the loose screws that have been jingling around since My birth. The music (Note: I use the word music in the loosest sense of the word) that these whiny little bitch fags were shrilling was one of the most horrid examples of the bottom of the barf bag of music known as emo that I have ever heard, and that's saying a lot considering I would rather rip out My own vagina and go fuck Myself then listen to even one song by any buttfucking emo band.

So perhaps when I made the public announcement that we were eagerly looking for "Quality Underground Bands" and "Hardcore Metal Fans" to appear on upcoming radio shows I should have been a bit more specific! So let Me take this moment in time that I can never hope to ever recover to say this once and only once... THIS IS A NO FUCKING EMO ZONE!
 
 
Current Music: Real Metal Music